Raise your hand if you drove home with a vibrating, giggling cow in your front passenger seat floor and a chanting alphabet song in your backseat!
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Raise your hand if you turned off the clinic alarm incorrectly this morning and the cops showed up!
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Raise your hand if you had a woman cry to you about her paranoid schizophrenic bipolar ex-husband that tried to kill her and her son!!
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Raise your hand if your ENTIRE day was SO PSYCHO/INSANE/BAD/BUSY?STRESSFUL THAT YOU WANTED TO DROP OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Raise your hand if you turned off the clinic alarm incorrectly this morning and the cops showed up!
::raises hand::
Raise your hand if you had a woman cry to you about her paranoid schizophrenic bipolar ex-husband that tried to kill her and her son!!
::raises hand:::
Raise your hand if your ENTIRE day was SO PSYCHO/INSANE/BAD/BUSY?STRESSFUL THAT YOU WANTED TO DROP OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1 comment:
Karen, OT sister...
I have never experienced a vibrating cow... but I do have another vibration story....
Soooo I run a group for kids with autism, and I carry a big suitcase for my group with tons of toys, crafts, whatever in it, including a container of vibrating pens (which the kids LOOOOVE!)...
So after the group I go home and unload the suitcase from my trunk and slam it on the sidewalk in front of my apartment... and of course one of the pens starts vibrating dramatically loud...
the neighbors walking by gave me such a horrible stare.
all i could say was "it's a pen, I swear!".
They don't really talk to me anymore.
- Patti
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